Everyone, to some extent or another, is attempting to find meaning in the world. Please do not be alarmed as this site and the articles contained within it are not intended to deliver any kind of meaning, nor do I recommend attempting to draw any kind of meaning from them. The purpose of website/blog/what-have-you, is to quietly and in a way that is totally under my control, vent thoughts into the world. The things you find here are not intended to be profound, or to be a guide for anyone to do anything, they’re simply meant to be a collection of anecdotes, stories, and ideas. Please enjoy.

Alexander Metz is a Creative Writing/Philosophy major at Oberlin College in Ohio. He does not pretend to have any knowledge of the world, or the people in it, whatsoever. This site is an attempt at compiling strange thoughts and ideas into something that might be interesting and/or humorous. No posts have been rebroadcast without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.